it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Doctor: ........
- Me: No, no I am not.
#it’s so often pointed out #but understandably #because it’s astonishing how much of a language they have in their eyes between each other #how much their gazes understand crippling grief and seek the stability of the other #words are too heavy or too inadequate #touches too much because what if they are unable to let go?#but to capture them in their face as green meets blue #and to hold strong when the world is quite literally falling apart around you #there must be a solace there #even amongst the sorrow #to know #and too keep. #otp: the greatest love story ever told
- Person i hate: *breathes*
- Me: fuck that's my day ruined, omg what the hell why would they even do that
